December 2011
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Are there any fat cat blogs on tumblr?
Literally pictures of cats. that are fat. not fat cats like annoying rich people. just literal cats.
pleasehelpmewastetimethanks
So. Links?
I just submitted my last college...
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Shirts
I went to the store to buy more superlovelyamazinglywarm guy’s flannel shirts (yes, I wear them and I adore them) and the salesguy asked me if I was trying on shirts to buy for a boyfriend and using myself to find the size….haha bitch no. these shirts are for me. screw boyfriends, I just want insanely comfy and oddly cute guy’s clothing.
p.s. how come they do not make nice warm...
Today I have
vacuumed
cleaned the stove
cleaned the counters
picked up the living room
done laundry
made food
written one college app
so, mom, please tell me exactly how I’ve “gotten nothing done”?
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My favorite hipster band is becoming popular
#hipster problems
Apparently this poll is still happening →
cognitivedissonance:
You know what to do, Tumblr. As of 11:50 PM EST:
“You got it buddy, the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.”
– Tom Waits (via corporationsarepeople)
Analysis of and annoyance at the Oracle
coming to you tomorrow, when I have actual free time
Because (as always) there are most definitely issues with this issue.
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booked hotel rooms for st louis :)
remrazz:
almost called it atlanta.
again.
champs pre-registration is a beautiful thing.
anyone else prebooked for st louis?
YEAHHHH! I’m so excited for this I can’t even. Yeah.
I HAVE A FEDORA
I have a fedora. I love my fedora. And it’s a badass fedora, too. It’s black with a grey brim. I shall wear it to my speech tournament and it shall be awesome.
freezeveganpolice:
when a cute boy comes up to your door and tries to convince you to try and qualify for solar panel installation
and then asks for your name and is all smiley and flirty and shit and you’re like no what is this
so you just kind of smile and tell him that yes, he can come back and solicit on your doorstep again because for fuck’s sake there are no attractive men around here so...
how to annotate pride and prejudice:
remrazz:
“elizabeth and darcy, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G”
I’m not even in lit AP.
I just stole charlie’s copy and wrote all over it.
I really hope mrs. craff reads it someday.
she really did this, folks. it also says “—-shire, that’s where hobbits live!” and “shut up you dumb asshole” but that last one’s mine.
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If you use Chrome, download this now. It will save... →
"__ and __ posted about Christmas!"
umm…thanks facebook? not like everybody’s doing that right about now…
i can haz kikoffs?
i’m just gonna casually re-reblog this. several times.
no shit just a mass email with the subject of "A...
remrazz:
CALL THEM PUNS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CALL THEM PUNS.
I shall sit here and watch the super battle-y...
freezeveganpolice:
remrazz:
just thank god my mom isn’t there.
she sits there and diagnoses their battle injuries, what surgery they would need, and how long they would be in recovery.
and then says “oh he’s cute”
^ our mothers should watch lotr together because this is exactly how it goes
also “bring home orlando bloom” “he’s married” “to gimli?” “no”
um so my mom just got home and...
I shall sit here and watch the super battle-y...
typical google doc
remrazz:
five people viewing, nothing being typed.
it’s brilliant because we can all see that five people are viewing and yet nothing is being typed.
i’m guilty of viewing it and not typing anything. but to be fair i was busy laughing at sentences like “drive bases are very important”
i can haz kikoffs?
I’m trying really hard to be just friends with you, but that’s really hard when you keep being so. freaking. cute. I mean, honestly. There’s normal-cute and then there’s promising to take me out to dinner if I do well at my speech tournament (which is, incidentally, the thing that made me not able to go to winter formal with you).
You’re making this just-friends...
There are a lot of penis accessories on my dash...
just fyi. it’s really very funny. some of them are quite cute. like the little elephant sweater thing. is it weird to think that? i think it’s probably weird. i should not be putting this on the internet.
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The cast of Doctor Who reads you bedtime stories
http://io9.com/5863999/snuggle-under-the-covers-while-the-doctor-and-his-friends-read-you-a-bedtime-story?autoplay
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itstenaya replied to your post: Alternate solution: cheese wheel-y things
i can relate…currently eating a packet of Swiss Miss hot cocoa mix (“Marshmallow Lovers” variety, to be exact)
um so i just did that. exactly that. down to the marshmallow lovers variety part. awesome! (also i’m so glad other people do that!)
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remrazz replied to your post: Alternate solution: cheese wheel-y things
BUT YOU MOCKED MY CHEESE WHEEL ON MONDAY.
indeed. but i secretly love them. does that make me a terrible person?
Alternate solution: cheese wheel-y things
I like to think of it as a meal in courses.
First, cheese wheels.
Next, fudge. or some other chocolate product.
Then noodles.
yeah my eating habits are shit, what of it?
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Solution to my food dilemma: NOODLES
FREAKING NOODLES
I LOVE NOODLES
okay also i’m super tired
maybe i’ll just eat hoisin sauce instead.
nah.
noodles.
I'm hungry. but lazy. but hungry. conundrum
this has been a “my blog has too many posts about food” post.
that is all.
