… This logic fails when I get lazy and show up to class in mostly clean jeans, old theater t-shirts, and slippers.
In your closet full of clothes, you say you have nothing to wear. Be that selective in a room full of men.
"Fine, the chair speaks out on your behalf. It actually moves the guards to tears. But at this point, just remember: everyone likes the chair more than they will ever like YOU."
-Very exasperated DM after a ranger wanted his companion, a chair, to get him out of jail.
On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”
Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
Attempted to grab own balls. Attempt failed. Requested to grab boyfriend’s balls. Had my motives questioned. long story short 2014’s gonna be a tough year
Attempted to grab own balls. Discovered lack of body part. Grabbed vagina instead. Am now afraid it will fall off if I let go.
The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family. That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.
The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.