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frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

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I now have several instances of “sex” blocked out in my Google calendar over this week, awww yeahhh

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Ughhhhhhhhhhh my girlfriend is in Argentina and she should get back here RIGHT NOW with her FACE and her CUDDLES.

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lesbianathogwarts:

glitterpuker:

accidentally kicking your cat cuz it’s dark is the worst tbh

"Hello 911 yes I accidentally kicked my cat and need to be arrested."

One time I accidentally knocked my lizard over while cleaning his cage and I felt like the worst ever.

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When people from my high school who are younger than me get married…

Uhhh.

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  • Anonymousimagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying
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    can I just

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