My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
I now have several instances of “sex” blocked out in my Google calendar over this week, awww yeahhh
Ughhhhhhhhhhh my girlfriend is in Argentina and she should get back here RIGHT NOW with her FACE and her CUDDLES.
When people from my high school who are younger than me get married…
can I just